You Know You Are a Mexican When…

You Know You Are a Mexican When…

  • You share the same social security number with all your amigos
  • Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
  • You smell like BO all the time
  • You don’t know what BO is
  • You have at least thirty cousins
  • You can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food
  • There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
  • You run and hide when you see the border patrol
  • You see a fence and want to hop over it
  • You have crooked teeth
  • You are too short to go on rides in disney land
  • You mow lawns for a living
  • You’re the best bean picker in your neighborhood
  • You fart more than you breath
  • Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
  • You use your lips to point something out
  • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it’s a one bedroom apartment
  • You have at least thirty cousins
  • You can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food
  • You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
  • There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito’s birthday party
  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.  It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”

Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.

Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…..

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

Joke of the Day

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”